Mrs. Bowen you are a nice lady, but you are the worst fucking teacher in the world. If I fail geometry fuck you. I tried you are THEE WORST teacher ever.

it sucks, I just wish I could make it all better. I don’t want to be that kid, I want to be that friend.
I’m just a loser venting about his life. #That’sAll

• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!

I’m sixteen, I live in a small town in California, I like someone who’s seventeen. I am in love with three things: art, music, & the evergreens. High school, books, I love the swimming pool. Alcohol, bracelets, & I’m not all that tall. 

Humans: we’re designed to live and die

we are nothing like the Earth and Sky 

we change and lie. Our eyes see, but not everything

There’s a whole other world out there

come with me I’ll take you there. 

I have no social life.

I text you & you ignore me. #That’sCool #You’reOneFuckedUpBitch

Day after day, night after night, hour after hour 

One finds thyself aging & dying feeling ever so sour

These be the works of life: from the moment thou is birthed from thy mothers womb, ones life seems to pass by too little too soon 

This be thy flaw, thy failure to realize how precious life actually is & on thee day one does thou art lying on thy death bed awaiting sweet death to carry thou away.

Forget what wasn’t meant to be

& thy mind will be forever free.

• ACTION:
• 1. have you ever gotten into a physical fight?
• 2. have you ever tried to escape from home?
• 3. have you ever saved anyone's life?
• 4. have you ever been in a car accident?
• 5. have you ever broken a bone?
• ROMANCE:
• 6. do you hope to get married?
• 7. do you plan on having kids?
• 8. do you like anyone right now?
• 9. have you ever cried over someone you liked before?
• 10. hugs or kisses?
• HORROR:
• 11. do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
• 12. have you ever had a "paranormal" experience?
• 13. what's your biggest fear?
• 14. are you scared of the dark?
• 15. how often do you have nightmares?
• COMEDY:
• 16. have you ever laughed so hard your chest started to hurt?
• 17. when was the last time you laughed to the point of tears, and what happened to cause it?
• 18. is it easy to make you laugh?
• 19. what's something you find funny that most people don't think is funny?
• 20. have you ever told a joke no one laughed at?